Category Archives: Funny

Air Buoy & Buoy

This is Air B&B but for births for your boat. Plenty of people own a warf. This is a facility for them to lease it out as a place to moore a boat for a short amount of time. Great … Continue reading

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Drone Drone

A drone which is dedicated to hassling your kids. “Get up, get dressed, get in the car” etc. Essentially you switch it on, use the phone app to assign it to a child, give it a sentence to endlessly repeat … Continue reading

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Weight loss pill

It’s a pill, guaranteed to make you lose weight, and strengthen your abdominals and pelvic floor. How? It’s a non virulent strain of gastroenteritis. Lasts about 48 hours, you can’t eat anything, so it has to come with something you … Continue reading

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Queer Eye for the PowerPoint Slide

Your slides are boring, or look amateurish. You need someone with an eye for this stuff. You need Queer Eye for the PowerPoint Slide. Essentially you submit your powerpoint slide to a site, and it comes back all bedazzled/professional/whatever. It’s … Continue reading

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The Box Office

The Box Office is literally a cardboard box that encases your computer monitor and yourself. Lined with sound absorbent foam, it allows you to work in complete isolation. No glare, no interruptions, and no annoying others on noisy conference calls.

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Drone-Cow-Drive

Can you land a drone on a cow and use two zappers or pin pricks to “drive” a cow? Makes herding obsolete.

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Mow you think you can dance?

A dance competition for council mowers. You send a drone up to capture the action from above. You’d have different divisions: Synchronised, individual, modern, classic etc.

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Story booking via Google Voice & Google Image Search

This is a pretty simple idea that uses a hell of a lot of tech. It’s an app for phones & tablets. Basically you tell a story, like “once upon a time there was a big bad wolf”, and it … Continue reading

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Show Carriage On Train

So the idea is that you book tickets to a show, and you get seat numbers on a train on a carriage. You have no idea who the actors are or what’s going to happen, and of course a scene … Continue reading

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Wallet with legs

I was thinking how cool it would be to have a wallet that had legs that would home in on a signal from your watch. I was thinking about it in terms of being robbed (they threaten you, you throw … Continue reading

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