Author Archives: gemmell

Work Me Young Again

Posted on January 26, 2023 by gemmell

I read about something that slows or reverses aging: Hyperbaric chambers of pure oxygen. What if each day we worked in our office, we spent a significant amount of time in a hyperbaric chamber of pure oxygen? Grab one of … Continue reading →

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Forever Fidgets

Posted on September 26, 2022 by gemmell

I, as a parent, hate fidget toys because they’re junky and a waste of the earth’s resources. My daughter is a very sensory child and loves the feel of wool and wood. So, we make an online store called Forever … Continue reading →

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Retractable Flyscreen Curtain

Posted on June 18, 2022 by gemmell

When you have tilt & turn double glazing you can get retractable flyscreens. Is it really too much to put a tiny plastic structure on top of these with a second layer of fabric to create a curtain? I imagine … Continue reading →

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Hair Bot

Posted on June 18, 2022 by gemmell

Colouring hair is an imprecise process. But it would be possible for a bot to individually colour each strand if it wanted to. It’s all about miniaturisation and control. Imagine the insane hair styles you could create if each strand … Continue reading →

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Tails!

Posted on June 6, 2022 by gemmell

Someone told me they had a dream that they were wagging their tail and in real life, they managed to pull their coxic out of line. They had to see a specialist to get it back in, and apparently, your … Continue reading →

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Governellie

Posted on June 3, 2022 by gemmell

A generalised AI that is built to help gov employees be more effective. You ask governelli in plain english to setup a work flow, book meetings, and do “no code” style tasks but with a plain english interface. Ridiculously had, … Continue reading →

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Authem

Posted on May 24, 2022 by gemmell

Users/auth as a service. It’s a very simple API for developers to add it ala all the existing ones, but this one has a catchy marketing angle. With a lisp: What do you want to do? You want to auth … Continue reading →

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Connected (The Social Network)

Posted on May 24, 2022 by gemmell

Connected is a social network with no ads, no data harvesting, and clean feeds of you and your friends. How does it work? You pay $5 a month, which allows you to invite as many of your friends as you … Continue reading →

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Totally Not Me

Posted on May 24, 2022 by gemmell

This is an app/filter that helps people who want to setup an OnlyFans site but where they are subtly altered to hide their real identity. It could be used by anyone who wants to setup a consistent image online, but … Continue reading →

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Match Outside Light

Posted on May 14, 2022 by gemmell

This is a module that measures the colour and intensity of light hitting the roof and controls the colour and intensity of the lights in a room. I came up with a really great brand name and almost instantly forgot … Continue reading →

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