Mumometer

This is like a stepome­ter but for chil­dren, and lis­tens to how many times they say “Mum” in a day. “Muum, muu­um, where’s mum?”. They get a quote of 100 mum’s and it buzzes when they hit 50, 75, 80, 90, and shocks them if they hit 100. Trains them to go look for mum instead of just walk­ing around bellowing.

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1 Response to Mumometer

  1. Elena says:

    Through dili­gence in antic­i­pa­tion of this prob­lem we don’t get “Muu­U­U­um” screamed around our house (as we were on top of it ear­ly), but instead the sys­tem got gamed by the extreme­ly lazy con­trac­tion “Mah-dy”. For exam­ple “Maah-Dee, I neeEed heellp” (which trans­lates to “come hith­er my slaves”).

    I also like to go with the come­backs: “look with your eyes, not with your mouth”, “are your legs paint­ed on” and (the more direct) “we are not your slaves” (when it’s pos­si­ble to get away with it any­way obv).

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