Category Archives: Clothing

My Favorite Jeans With Pockets

This is a pretty simple site. You know the jeans you want, but they come with stupid fake pockets. You don’t know why womens clothing doesn’t come with pockets, but you wish it did. Enter this site: You order your … Continue reading

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YouAreNotUnique

The idea here is that there is someone else out there with the exact same body shape, hair and eyes as you. So this is a cross between a social media site and a shopping mall. You see people wearing … Continue reading

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No More Knock Knees

I need to sleep with a pillow between my legs because it’s uncomfortable on my knees and hips not to. But during the night I might roll over and roll back and I lose the pillow. Surely I’m not the … Continue reading

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Footies

This blends the crazily popular “oodies” fad with saturday morning woes: I stand on the sidelines and watch my kids sport, but my shoes get wet in the dewey grass. Wouldn’t it be great if I had some waterproof but … Continue reading

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MrDapper

A tailor-as-a-service. You sign up and pay $30 and we send you a S/M/L/XL shirt and pants that has lines on it. You take photos of yourself in that, and our algorithms can work out what size you are. It … Continue reading

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Clothes Chair

You know how everyone has a chair in their room that has the not-quite-dirty clothes, or clothes for tomorrow laid out on it? Well the clothes chair formalises that and adds some nifty features to boot! Yes, it’s a chair … Continue reading

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Slap! The dance sensation.

Tap Dancing, but in flip-flops (thongs, jandles), for men. You get the tap from the toe and heel and the slap from the thong. It’s awesome. Competes with dance/exercise classes.

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Jumpy Leggings

I suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome and recently it’s gotten bad enough that I’m starting to look into remedys. So far the only that works is getting out of bed and doing chair pose against a wall or squats. Only … Continue reading

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Funky Compression Wraps & Custom Hospital Robes

With the ageing population, we’re going to see a lot of chemists selling those light brown wraps, tapes and bandages. They’re boring. And old people are old, not dead (website: oldnotdead.com ?) – so they can purchase our line of … Continue reading

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Magic dissappearing microfibre glasses case

I don’t know about you, but I lose the little microfibre sack that comes with sunglasses as soon as I take the glasses out of it. I put the case wherever, and it’s never seen again. So this idea is … Continue reading

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