Category Archives: Medical

Simon’s Spit

Posted on January 27, 2021 by gemmell

Based on this thing I read about peo­ple being able to bet­ter digest car­bo­hy­drates because they have spe­cial enzymes in their spit that pre-digest it, I intro­duce Simons Spit. I believe I have such an enzyme because I’ve nev­er had … Con­tin­ue read­ing →

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Whole Health Centers

Posted on March 26, 2020 by gemmell

I believe that the med­ical pro­fes­sion is los­ing trust at an alarm­ing rate. I don’t like that peo­ple are turn­ing to stu­pid things like home­opa­thy, but by the same token a nat­ropath will sit down with you for an hour … Con­tin­ue read­ing →

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Coronavirus alert app

Posted on March 12, 2020 by gemmell

Essen­tial­ly this is an app that logs geospa­tial + time­stamp all the time. Then on the app you can report that you’ve got a con­firmed case, and it’ll flag all your loca­tions for the last week, and cor­re­late that with … Con­tin­ue read­ing →

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Jumpy Leggings

Posted on November 3, 2019 by gemmell

I suf­fer from Rest­less Leg Syn­drome and recent­ly it’s got­ten bad enough that I’m start­ing to look into rem­e­dys. So far the only that works is get­ting out of bed and doing chair pose against a wall or squats. Only … Con­tin­ue read­ing →

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