Simon’s Spit

Based on this thing I read about people being able to better digest carbohydrates because they have special enzymes in their spit that pre-digest it, I introduce Simons Spit. I believe I have such an enzyme because I’ve never had any problems eating whatever carbs I want, and therefore people may be willing to pay for a vial of this enzyme that they put on their carb heavy food as a pre-digestive that helps them to process the carbs.

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