Monthly Archives: May 2019

Dictation Software: Software for Dictators

This is definitely in the realms of dark humour, but we’ll sell AI based software to dictators to help them govern with an iron fist. You feed a bunch of data in and it can tell you which minority groups … Continue reading

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Kids TV exercise park

Kids these days. They don’t appreciate the need to work to get things. You plug a TV in and you can just turn it on. You turn the tap on, water comes out. It’s all free. Kids also love TV. … Continue reading

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Fart Silencer

Are you embarrassed by your flatulence? The fart silencer can help! There are several products in our range: Sound deadening foam you sit between your butt cheeks which stops them from flopping together (which is what is making that brrrrrt … Continue reading

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A guided VR spiritual experience.

This is inspired by an article about (terminally ill?) people getting put in an MRI machine after taking LSD (in scientific conditions/dosages) and listening to guided meditation. Essentially they a bunch of them listed this study as one of the … Continue reading

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Social Networking Site for Grey Nomads

Essentially this is built around trip planning, and who of your ol’ pals is going to be where. You meet some people in a caravan park in Bowen, they friend you, and now when they plan their next trip it … Continue reading

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CornFlucks

Like Corn Flakes, but intentionally u shaped such that when you’re pouring milk onto your cereal it redirects the milk up, out, and onto the table next to your bowl. Pretty much coming up with the perfect shape that will … Continue reading

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Segway-esque Walking Frame

I was at a doctors surgery and noticed the bulk of the walking frame of one of the elderly patrons, and the difficulty navigating around with it. Can we make a single pole with a single wheel at the bottom, … Continue reading

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